Monday, February 13, 2012

There's Nothing "Psychic" about This Demand Studios Sucks Impostor


One loser after another had thrown one of the below assumptions about me around on other message boards. Whether this assclown was addressing me or not, I'm going to provide a rebuttal.

[quote]Originally posted by Retard DMS Poster "thePsychicBesig"
February 9, 2012 at 3:12 am
I can see you through my psychic powers...
College flunk-out, weighing 290 lbs and living in his Mom's basement. Your only reading material are Hustler and Soldier of Fortune magazines and a pile of Glenn Beck books. And you are compulsively masturbating to internet porn even as I type...[/quote]

You get an "F" for both effort and substantive inaccuracies.

Again, I have an MBA, and graduated with honors. Subtract 110 pounds from that estimate, and you'll be in the ballpark.

My mom died in 1981. I've seen a basement once this century, while visiting a friend of mine in Lawrence, Kansas. Other than that, I haven't seen a basement since I lived in Minneapolis, back in 1990/1991. I stayed in the top floor bedroom at that house. So I don't see how I could be living in any basement. I've been out of my parent's house since 1989.

The last time I read Hustler was back in the 1980s. I've never read a Soldier of Fortune magazine, and I've never read any of Glenn Beck's books. The positions I have are based on conclusions I've made based on extensive research and first hand experience.

I'm a sperm donor. I wasn't helping a couple conceive at the time you farted the above message out. When I do help a couple out, it's not done in front of internet porn.

If you were talking about me, your only recourse is to thank me for correcting your erroneous assumptions. If you do otherwise, you'll just prove that you have absolutely no integrity.

If you were talking about someone else, I highly doubt that you got it right about the other person.

2 comments:

RET said...

That guy wasn't you, OK. Even so, I think he was commenting about DSS'ers and not you. Why would a psychic need to use a crystal ball to examine themselves?

Writer Cubed said...

I started the blog entry with this statement:

"One loser after another had thrown one of the below assumptions about me around on other message boards. Whether this assclown was addressing me or not, I'm going to provide a rebuttal."

I closed with this comment:

"If you were talking about someone else, I highly doubt that you got it right about the other person."

He may have appeared to be talking about a certain person on the surface. But, beneath that surface, he attacked multiple people. I didn't take any chances, so I addressed this assclown.