Friday, January 30, 2009

How to have fun with Bible Thumpers:

Want to really frustrate bible thumpers? Ask them to describe God and the angels. The bible hints at what God looks like, and it's detailed about what angels look like. Nowhere in there do they describe God as an old, "heavy set" middle aged to senior citizen with white hair, long white beard and a flowing robe. Nor does the bible describe angels as beautiful women wearing robes; flying from cloud to cloud with birdlike wings on their backs, while they play with harps.

But, chances are real strong that your bible thumpers will try to describe them as such, using guesswork. Here's how you could really mess with their minds:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2074333_deal-bible-thumpers.html

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